Tuesday, April 21, 2009

UnGA... LetS mAke iT ReaL....

The date was 21st March, United Nation General Assembly (UNGA), UniKL style was held here in my college… And the best part is, my class representing USA… Hahahaha… Sound crazy but that is the reality, I’ve become an American for few hours…

Back to the story, we have been told by our lecturer that UNGA will be held 2 weeks earlier, but vote for representing country might be late… And at the voting time, I was not there… Sleeping somewhere… Hahaha… There are 19 countries participating and just a week before UNGA, then I was informed that my class representing USA… We need to prepare a static display, costume for UN parade and some show about the culture of the USA… OMG, does USA have a culture…????

With limited time, we come out with some crazy ideas, Red Indian style, Hawaiian people, superheroes, Statue of liberty and some break dance… on the eve; all countries are totally busy with their static display, including my class… We didn’t get enough sleep that night, preparing for the parade, static display, show and everything and the speech for the assembly of course. Me, Wandy and Amin, the Excellencies from the USA…

One of the best part is, we modify our national flag into the USA flag.. Look quite nice lolz… In the morning, everything was just fine, until the assembly begins, I am a little bit nervous.

The first resolution, resolution 801, Iraq wants the USA army to move out from Iraq and being replaced by the UN peacekeeper.. Damn shit, I know this is gonna be an issue… Everybody was condemning USA… then, I step up to the rostrum, as the Excellency of the USA, everybody inside the hall were ‘boo’ing at me, except Israel and UK… with arrogant voice,I said, “We have the power, and we will stay in Iraq!!”….. Everyone was quite shocked… hahahahha…..

Then go to second resolution, 802, Spain wants all countries to boycott goods from Israel.. once again I stand to protect Israel… hahahaha… this is damn crazy dude… and of course, every time I stood up, everybody will ‘boo’ing at me… but still, it increase my confident..

The third resolution is still about war, and this time, Afghanistan… And all attention was pointed to me and my two excellencies… but I don’t know why, the spirit of being an American was so strong till I can face up with everyone in the hall which I know hates USA very much… Luckily there is no one throw their shoe to my face…. Hahaha….

It ends up with all resolution approved with 16 to 3 votes… 3 votes from USA, UK and Israel… tag team… hahahaha…

Then the result was announced, Cambodian won for the whole things…. BUT….. I WON FOR THE BEST SPEAKER….!!!!!! That is the best part…. I’m so excited, speechless…
After all, we all are friends. No fighting nor burning others countries flag or any bad incident occurs… everybody are positive, including mr. Edison.. hihihihi… sorry sir…

At least we know the current situation around the world, we have the idea of speaking, debating, encourage the personality and I with my classmates enjoy it very much… Although being an American is not a choice at the first thought, we manage to bring the emotion to the program, and it really works… But, I’M STILL MALAYSIAN WHO USED TO SING ‘NEGARAKU’ AND EAT PRAWN PASTE….!!!!!! :P

p/s: I have uploaded some pictures in my myspace account… email:mattskootz@yahoo.com… check it out, and leave some commentz… hehehehe…